I Am A Genius!

Well, I am officially the smartest person that I can control. Yes, that includes me and well nobody else :D

As I mentioned in the previous post, if i played my 'boyfriending cards' correctly I might just end up with one soon. I say this simply as an update and not to tell you how extremely happy I am with my life and boast to you. So I say: I am officially going out with Jack Eden :D <3 

This has been official for a bit over four days. And yes, I'm talking facebook official. How incredibly snazzy.

Sorry about the exceptionally short post, but you'll thank me for it for some odd, unknown reason someday :D

I've been cheating

I have indeed been cheating. No, I have not been cheating on my boyfriend as I am currently single, but if I play my boyfriending cards correctly, I might have one soon. Hehe. More on that later. Also, I have not been cheating on any tests (lately). What? Admit it, you must have cheated on at least one test at some point in your life! Who I've been cheating is is someone you know. Yes, I do know that you know this person. Because this person is (drumroll please)...................

YOU!

I have been cheating you because in my last 3 or 4ish posts, I haven't posted any pictures whatsoever. That 3 or 4ish was a guestimate by the way. As I have explained earlier, I feel reading restricts the senses which is slightly ironic that I post a blog which is relatively word heavy. This is why I 'constantly' post pictures or even videos of some description just to give the ol' brain a tad of a rest, and make your eyes work even harder.

Due to my inexcusable cheating you out of your whenever-it-is-that-i-post images, I leave you with this photographic recount of a sleepover adventure that I had with Billie and Winnie  three days ago.
PS. I thought it extremely necessary to add on about my current obsession with the best movie ever, Moulin Rouge. I find Ewan McGreggor to be extremely sexy in both look and talent. Aaaaaaah. But of course, the story-line is AMAZING!!!!! the music is AMAZING! its based in the iconic FRENCH burlesque house, Moulin Rouge, and other such things, although it was filmed in Sydney. But at least that means that elephant is in my dear old country and EWAN MCGREGGOR WAS HERE 10 YEARS AGO! :D I don't care if I was 4 at the time, it certainly still counts :D I am beyond absurdly proud of myself, because I can now play a fair whack of 'El Tango De Roxanne' from the movie on piano. ^_^ Wow, this is a long PS. So, please enjoy my sleepover shenanigans! (the photos are just from when we decided to have a photo sesh. sorry :D )

 A few seconds before this picture was taken, I was on the toilet. When I walked back into my room, I saw Billie wearing my sombrero and dress I got in Malaysia, and Winnie wearing a random dress-like creature she gave me a few months ago. Such great friends.

 Also, we figured out that if Billie leaned forward in my dress, she could make it look like she had a huge ass. Or maybe it isn't an illusion..

 I posess many chins and I know you're jealous. Stop wishing and start eating :D

 Stetchy cheeks and overbites all the way

 Stretchy cheeks and large teeth the rest of he way when stretchy cheeks and overbites fail

 (All photos following and including this photo that have us with our eyes shut/ sort of shut are from when we had a blinking contest - seeing who could blink when the camera went off)

 That is Billie's extremely long nose hair

 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand one more thing. I got my hair cut/ dyed on tuesday and completely forgot to brag about it, so here I am now, wearing my super comfy bogan clothes (also known as ghanda pants, singlet top and sister's ex boyfriends hoodie :D )

Whether you can easily tell that it's been cut or now, it has. In this photo I'm leaning over giving the impression that my hairs longer, and it is darker :D TATA!

Room Cleaning Adventures

As a somewhat 'typical' teenager, my room is always quite the messy one. Just how I like it. It generally has a floordrobe, shoes everywhere but rarely any complete pairs, pillows all over the place and a select variety of food wrappers or containers. I also keep all of my beading supplies within my bedroom because I have been told off far too many times for my liking by both my sister and mother about clogging up all of the space in the cupboards in the rumpus room. I do have many more creatures of similar description lurking within my room, but I like them being there because it creates what I call my 'fortress of mind'.

Today was the last day of both term and semester, and so I finished school at 2.30 instead of 3.30, but due to a huuuuuuge uff-up with the busses at Joeys, I got caught in traffic so instead of it taking 5-10 minutes to drive home, it took about 25. Sigh.

Due to finishing so early, I had heaps of time to do nothing and procrastinate. But instead of being my usual self, I in fact did not procrastinate (amazing, I know)and completed my riveting assessment on the changes that occurred since Vatican II. Ah catholic school.

After I had finished this delightful task, I played piano as usual and then decided to return myself to my fortress of mind. Utterly bemused at what to do, I gazed around my room, looked at every photo and poor quality drawing upon my wall and sat down unable to make the decision of the pass time I would pass the time with until my internet came on. Eventually, as I was aimlessly searching around my room looking for something I could not find; I came across these beads of mine and began beading. How exciting.

My point? I dunno

Bye! farrk that was a terrible post